‘Stay at home’, he said, ‘Only go out for essentials, Food and medicines’. A clueless deluded clod’s in charge here, And meanwhile the majority muddles on. So until you know what you’re preaching about, That minor detail about how we all live, Just bog off, Boris! My house is small enough To fit inside a … Continue reading Bog Off, Boris!
‘That’s a big sack!’ said a manly man in combat gear, eyeing up the dog toys. I smiled back as I shuffled along the aisle, mumbling that it lasted a long time, but later wondered if he was covertly challenging me for suspected bulk buying of dog food. Big dogs need big bags of food … Continue reading Asda Is Empty
It was provoked by the woman by the handcreams, Testing the tester, Squeezing liberal quantities of pink gunge, Slathering her hands with the welcome freebie, Unwittingly unleashing the fragrance. A pink perfumed bubble engulfed her, Intense, fragrant particles filled the air Then escaped, spreading rapidly Into the surrounding territories To those with less pampered hands. … Continue reading Sternutation Hysteria